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Raoul St. Texas - a philosophical (degreed) man with few talents. After searching the globe only to determine that the pyramids were most likely built by a guy named "Eddie", he found himself rejected by society and alone in a room with nothing but a Rubik's cube. 2 years later, he emerged claiming to be able to solve the cube in less than 30 seconds. Since then, however, he refuses to acknowledge the existence of Erno Rubik or any object that can take the form of a cube. Noted for his vast library of books that have been diligently arranged according to "truth value", it is hard to find him without his nose buried in some literary work. St. Texas has a strong affinity towards guitar effects pedals, but readily admits that he has virtually no idea of what any of them do. "I simply thought they were a new version of the Nintendo gaming platform" he says, with a decidedly raised eyebrow. He can be found on stage with a guitar in his hands, but seldom strums a note. During set breaks, he can be found muttering about the good ole' days of Super Mario Cart on NES. If provided with too much alcohol, the alter ego of St. Texas can suddnely appear. His name is Trask. He is a world-renown kayaker from Finland who has won the gold medal at the Greater Scandinavian Kayak-Off every 3rd year since 1988.
R.S.T. Likes: captive tofu, free-range chickens, all other chickens, the word "pants"
R.S.T. Dislikes: all laws of physics
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