Roland


Roland Roland possesses the gift/curse of more-or-less indelible musical memory of some KFH tunes, due to brain damage from extensive top 40 and classic rock radio listening during his formative years. Drink as he might, he cannot rub them out. The horror. The horror.

During the day, Roland is a civil engineer, and is working on a design for the world's first guitar made out of a steel I-beam. It's intended to be used only for "heavy metal"... BAAA HA HA HA HA HA!! It'll help you figure out the "structure" of the song. HOOOOO HOOO HOOOOO!!! It's a... yeah anyway.

You might know Roland from former micro-famous Portland punk band The High And The Mighty (2000-2004) or the Last Regiment of Syncopated Drummers (2002-2005), or from his brief stint writing for The Mercury (2002-2004). Or you might not. That's okay. He now stands in for BBQ Bob occasionally and generally prefers songs that "rock."

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