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Roland possesses the gift/curse of more-or-less indelible musical memory
of some KFH tunes, due to brain damage from extensive top 40 and classic
rock radio listening during his formative years. Drink as he might, he
cannot rub them out. The horror. The horror.
During the day, Roland is a civil engineer, and is working on a design
for the world's first guitar made out of a steel I-beam. It's intended to
be used only for "heavy metal"... BAAA HA HA HA HA HA!! It'll help you
figure out the "structure" of the song. HOOOOO HOOO HOOOOO!!! It's a...
yeah anyway.
You might know Roland from former micro-famous Portland punk band The High
And The Mighty (2000-2004) or the Last Regiment of Syncopated Drummers (2002-2005), or
from his brief stint writing for The Mercury (2002-2004). Or you might not. That's
okay. He now stands in for BBQ Bob occasionally
and generally prefers songs that "rock."
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